Fuck Winter

I have spent all evening bundled up in pj's and a robe and fuzzy slippers and still feeling ice-cold.  I only just realized that I'm freezing because some asshole turned off the heaters and opened the kitchen windows.  It is like, minus five or something!  Stop making the house cold, assholes!  Stop being cold, house!  Stop being winter, Winter!  Stop being not boiling, kettle water!  I need tea.