BREAKING news.

I know it's a dumb thing to be amused by, but I had to laugh when I saw this in my RSS reader.

"BREAKING news.  The 12-person jury in the David Folker murder trial has reached a decision at Newfoundland and Labrador Supreme Court."  First, it's hilarious that the BREAKINGnews. picture is so much bigger than the actual news it's breaking -- and that it's got that period at the end of news.  Breaking news -- sorry, BREAKING news is not exciting enough for an exclamation point, it must be read in perfect monotone!  I mean, perfect monotone.  And after that, you notice the second hilarious thing: there's no information here.  The jury has reached a decision!  What was the decision?  Iunno.  Does it matter what they decided, as long as they decide anything?  Aw shucks, who cares!  BREAKING NEWS what news BREAKING NEWS it was second-degree murder BREAKING NEWWWWS.

um

BREAKING! NEWS.

The words "breaking" and "news" no longer mean anything to me D:

Batman Maybe

I'm so glad Call Me Maybe became a meme.  It created such glorious things.

Theme song covers

I've seen some pretty impressive covers of theme songs.  Like, really good ones, did you see that death metal My Little Pony cover?  Badass.  Or Super Mario Bros on the theremin.  The accordion version of the Imperial March.  Not to mention just about everything in a capella.

But oh my god, this Jurassic Park cover is fucking amazing.  I almost wish it had been in the actual film.  

so perfect