Shockwave Crash

Thank you, Shockwave Flash.  Yes, I know you've crashed.  You crash every fifteen minutes.  I'm starting to forget what my browser looks like without that fucking yellow alert under the bookmarks bar, SHOCKWAVE FLASH HAS CRASHED OH NOOOOO.  Did you ever work right for longer than fifteen minutes, or is everybody just so used to you crashing constantly that nobody even questions it any more?  Go drink a litre of piss, Shockwave.  I hate your fucking guts.