I would continue with other vaguely-reviewish-words, but I don't have much else to say. Like I said, I only just finished watching it, so I haven't had time to dwell on anything or come up with fancy reasons why not to like it. Just...it's bad. That's all I got. The Hoff's acting is ridiculous, everybody else is bland, flat and forgettable, the "romance" sub plots between Jekyll, the orange lady and that stripper chick are completely lacking in...everything, really. And I had a really hard time suspending my disbelief. Like, I'm familiar enough with the story, as everyone is, to know that Jekyll's potion thing will work, but while he was petitioning the...medical board, I guess? To let him begin human trials, it sounded so ridiculous that even I was going, what the hell are you on dude, this is not science. I would have agreed with the medical board that he's off his rocker and shouldn't get to do his experiment, but they were all like "You're going against God's will, you're crazy!" instead of "This is the most ridiculous theory I've ever heard, I thought you were a doctor for goodness sakes, what half-rate hotel of a school would give you a medical degree?" I didn't care about any of the characters. Not the stripper lady who got killed at the end, not the bride lady who...didn't? I don't think she did, I was pretty bored by then so I wasn't watching all that closely. Overall, it might have been the worst musical I've ever seen. Even worse than West Side Story. Even that had one or two songs going for it, this thing was just completely forgettable, all the way through.
Well, that's it, that's pretty much all I can think of right now. Maybe in a day or two when I've had a chance to let the experience stew in my brain for a bit I'll have something more clever to say, but it's all I've got for now. Bad musical, did not enjoy, do not recommend.