Except, you know, not! More like, happy Mayan calendar event thingy where nothing will actually happen because the Mayan calendar has not actually been relevant to anything since all the Mayans died. But still, it's an excuse to do stuff! Drink and play darts or go bowling or something, make a day of it. Remember, this is the last time you'll get to use "what if the world is really ending" as an excuse to do shit until the next loony toon makes an end of the world prophecy. And that might not happen for months! So happy pretend-it's-the-end-of-the-world day, everybody. Have a penguin gif.