Saturday, August 31, 2013
HOT DAMN IT'S A TWISTY JAR
No shit you guys, check this thing out! It is the best thing! I know I am super late to the party on this but I don't even care because it is the best thing!
That's a fucking twisty jar! It's like armpit deodorant, but for food! Wait that sounds gross and less delicious than peanut butter that doesn't get all over your hands. It's like lip gloss, but for food! (Is that better? At least it is stuff that goes around your mouth area like food does). I hope wowbutter starts using it because getting fake peanut butter on my hands is like 40% of the reason I have not finished the jar in the cupboard. About 25% of the reason it is still there is because we have no good sandwich bread and wowbutter just isn't as satisfying as peanut butter to eat straight out of the jar. This is an awesome invention and I want to use money on it! You can tell I am super into it because of all the exclamation marks in this post!!!!!!!