Whatever, flagmod has less of the fun stuff now. But that doesn't mean there are fewer weirdos; it just means you find them when they message you directly instead of when you find them flagged for shit. And it is so much more fun when they message you directly, because then you can just fuck with them right back. Check it, I spent like half an hour messaging this guy last night, it was hilarious. I wish I knew more about airplanes, though.
And if you can't see the photos or don't feel like clicking to make them bigger, here's the text of the conversation:
[redacted]7/25/2013 3:00:19 PM
hey, are u interesting on someone who has natural gift?
[me]7/26/2013 2:48:41 AM
I'm an airplane.
[redacted]7/26/2013 2:49:19 AM
haha---not that lol, just whether u like it or not
[redacted]7/26/2013 2:50:01 AM
u dont need satisfaction?
[me]7/26/2013 2:54:03 AM
My dream is to someday break the sound barrier. I know, big dreams for an average commercial airliner, right? But I practice all the time, I can go really fast! I just love flying, it's what I'm meant to do.
[redacted]7/26/2013 2:57:15 AM
try other things too, u have to try everything in your life time
so try mine.
it is like flying also when u hang on it
[redacted]7/26/2013 3:04:30 AM
try this one too...is another dream
[redacted]7/26/2013 3:06:57 AM
can I have your number lol so that we will meet another day?
[me]7/26/2013 3:15:16 AM
Are you asking for my make or my serial number? I'm a Boeing 727, line number 18436.
[redacted]7/26/2013 3:20:07 AM
I need your cell number.
ours will be friendship... just to meet some days and have coffee together and be friend.
are u pilot or just dream?
[redacted]7/26/2013 3:23:21 AM
lol, I want to sleep, can I have your cell number?
[me]7/26/2013 3:24:37 AM
Don't be silly, airplanes don't have cell phones. How would I even use one? I have wings, not hands. Though I guess maybe I could get a bluetooth headset or something, but it'd have to be pretty big to fit on an airplane.
[redacted]7/26/2013 3:25:04 AM
this is my email: [redacted]
[redacted]7/26/2013 3:25:51 AM
okay come down ntonight
[me]7/26/2013 3:33:00 AM
I'm sorry, my place is in the sky. I belong in the clouds, far above you, with flight attendants handing out small packs of peanuts as my engines shred unlucky birds. I'm afraid we are simply too different to connect; you as a human, me as a Boeing aircraft. I know this must be hard to hear, but don't take it personally. It just wouldn't work between us. But hey, if you ever need a lift to another province, I'm your plane!